Umkhohlisi

I can lie and lie and lie and no one can ever challenge me!

It's so good being a king in my own kingdom. I wish everybody could be a king in their own kingdom.

Oh, but then I wouldn't have subjects. Oh no! Oh, forget that idea! But look at my other idea.

At my big Saturday party I said "We are telling a world full of prejudice that we are a happy nation in spite of the challenges that face us." Do you see how my boys can write!

I told them to take this political issue and spin it as some kind of "prejudice". They did a good job and now everyone will be nervous to talk about this "white European multi-party idea." See how smart I am. I made everbody afraid to talk.

See how powerful I am!