Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Intjintji unayo yini?

Well if you have change then you can spend it on me!

Isn't that a good idea of mine?

You can send me a SMS to wish me happy birthday instead of buying food for your dinner. If you want something to eat after you write to me go to the FAO. The UN is always helping my subjects eat because I don't care if they stave or not.

If it make you happy to think I will read your notes, so be it.

But you know the truth as well as I. I don't like to read but enjoy comics and I really don't care about what you write. If I really wanted to hear you I'd have an indaba and pay for all.

You are just peasant subjects and I won't spend a cent on you. But you sHould spend E50 to send me a note.

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