Sunday, August 31, 2008

Can't wait for tomorrow

I'm drooling over all the imbali - I wish i could take all 50,000 virgins. I'm so horny I can't stop smiling.

I wish the elders would let me take at least 40 virgins to my bed since it is my 40th birth year. But they are so mean, I can only get one!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Step Aside Mswati

Who says I should step aside?

Not my soldiers or body guards. They like me and sneak into my wives' beds while I'm away.

So they are not going to turn against me.

Anyway I buy them big guns so they are happy too.