Imamba

Yes Mamba is a snake!

Green or black - he is a SNAKE!

He said he was my friend and I trusted him; but while I was away he has bitten me badly and the poison is spreading.

I do not know what the problem is - why aren't my fourteen wives satisfied that I spend a night with each of them every month?

I tried to take a little vacation in Taiwan (and get some rest from these nagging women) only to find that my latest wife is having an affair with my good old pal Minister Mamba - the Minister of Justice!

I am the one who appointed him Minister and this is my thanks - he thinks he can share my women when I am absent?

Well you just watch and see what happens to him - I will teach him a good lesson and crush his snake-like head!

I have had enough of my wives cheating - first it was La Magwaza, and then La Hwala, and now La Dube.

And so I have asked Benedict Xaba, my appointed Minister of Health, for advice. He has ordered E1 million Viagra from Europe so I can bop these wives til they drop!

For Mamba, Xaba suggest I give him some Viagra as well and then send him to the goats, the cattle and my camels from Gadhafi! Yeah, let's watch him bop then!