Sunday, February 22, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
HIV in Swaziland?
All these new reports about HIV/Aids in Swaziland are irritating me and making me tired.
Now everyone is pestering me again. People try to blame me but I am not responsible.
And if 42% of women are HIV positive there is still the other 58% that I can choose from, so what is the real problem?
Anyway, who is the IMF or the Associated Press!
They should just shut up! Everyone must SHUT UP!
No one is allowed to talk but ME!
Now everyone is pestering me again. People try to blame me but I am not responsible.
And if 42% of women are HIV positive there is still the other 58% that I can choose from, so what is the real problem?
Anyway, who is the IMF or the Associated Press!
They should just shut up! Everyone must SHUT UP!
No one is allowed to talk but ME!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Me, Mswati III spolied?
Sobhuza II spoiled me!
Everybody wants to blame me for something but so what if my subjects get food from the UN. Let the rest of the world care about them - I don't care as long as I get what want!
Anyway my father, Sobhuza II, spoiled me so it's not my fault.
My father's real name was Nkhotfotjeni which means "lizard" in English and when he was 68 years old he showed his manhood to my 19 year old mother. Nowadays people call him a pedophile but as I have said before "we have a unique culture in Swaziland".
My mom was not at any Reed Dance. No, no, no! She was a servant maid to one of his wives. Her name is Ntombi Thwala and if I must admit, I shall say she was Sobhuza's concubine. Yes, you see my mother did not come from any big name family - she's a nobody, just a 'commoner' as we royal Dlaminis say. Her father was not an important chief - just a nobody as well.
So the lizard impregnated the maid and.... well, there is more to that story but I don't want to continue writing because it's not about me. Here's the important part - I was born!
Dad called me Makhosetive - that means "King of all nations". Don't you see how important I am in this vast world?
But he did spoil me.
He gave me everything and really indulged me.
So why shouldn't I have everything - Daddy said so!
Everybody wants to blame me for something but so what if my subjects get food from the UN. Let the rest of the world care about them - I don't care as long as I get what want!
Anyway my father, Sobhuza II, spoiled me so it's not my fault.
My father's real name was Nkhotfotjeni which means "lizard" in English and when he was 68 years old he showed his manhood to my 19 year old mother. Nowadays people call him a pedophile but as I have said before "we have a unique culture in Swaziland".
My mom was not at any Reed Dance. No, no, no! She was a servant maid to one of his wives. Her name is Ntombi Thwala and if I must admit, I shall say she was Sobhuza's concubine. Yes, you see my mother did not come from any big name family - she's a nobody, just a 'commoner' as we royal Dlaminis say. Her father was not an important chief - just a nobody as well.
So the lizard impregnated the maid and.... well, there is more to that story but I don't want to continue writing because it's not about me. Here's the important part - I was born!
Dad called me Makhosetive - that means "King of all nations". Don't you see how important I am in this vast world?
But he did spoil me.
He gave me everything and really indulged me.
So why shouldn't I have everything - Daddy said so!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
It's all about ME- Mswati the GREAT!!!
Have you missed me?
Oh I have been busy with the stupid politics of my kingdom and haven't had time for these fun things like talking to the world about myself. My new PM is a great guy and he's recently told everyone they should be envious of ME.
It is true - everyone should be ME!
I promise not to let all this government stuff waste so much of my time in 2009 and that's why I sent Barnabus to see Gaddafi and the AU boys - I don't like boys, I want girls and more girls. But when Iam drunk sometime I can't tell the difference.
Oh I have been busy with the stupid politics of my kingdom and haven't had time for these fun things like talking to the world about myself. My new PM is a great guy and he's recently told everyone they should be envious of ME.
It is true - everyone should be ME!
I promise not to let all this government stuff waste so much of my time in 2009 and that's why I sent Barnabus to see Gaddafi and the AU boys - I don't like boys, I want girls and more girls. But when Iam drunk sometime I can't tell the difference.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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