This is a picture of me last weekend when I went to Pretoria to hang around Jacob Zuma. He would not get in a picture with me so I was left to pose with wife #3.
As you can see, I do not look happy with this wife and maybe you will now understand why I keep looking for fresh young naive girls!
Doesn't she look sour!
This wife is a real headache - she thinks she is more intelligent than me because I let her go to the University of Swaziland to study Law. Of course, I made sure all the Lectures and Professors passed her because I can not tolerate listening to her complaints. Oh, this business of wives is dull - all they want is more jewels, more "designer" outfits and more and more of my time. They are very selfish and I can't wait til August when I can find a new teenager to delight me.
Oh, by the way, if you are wondering why I did not post anything in April you will be glad to know I was busy celebrating my birthday the whole month. I ate, drank, and you know what!
The fun was spoiled a bit because the wives were complaining about wanting new "secure" cars so I had to waste money on them instead of myself.
Sometimes I wish they would all run off like the one in South Africa - that way I could get a whole new batch of women. I want my harem to be bigger than daddy's and bigger than the king of Saudi Arabia.
Yours truly,
Me - the King of Swaziland
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