Friday, June 12, 2009

I can't wait til August

Hey, I am just back in Swaziland from visiting good ole Uncle Bob in Zimbabwe.

He likes me and I like him so we don't care what the rest of you say.

Anyway, we have enough money to do whatever we like and don't care about the "progressive" ideas.

Eish, I saw a lot of good looking girls in Zim. I had sent the wife on a tour of some sort - you know they always pester me thinking they are my favorite wife. But really, what is the difference between one and the other when you lift their skirts?

Anyway, I wish I could get one of those Zim girls in my bed - they really can dance and shake it.

I'm getting so excited just thinking about it. I must call my body guards to take me out on a drive so I can stalk some young virgins. SO WHAT if I am 40 and they 13 or 14. I deserve what I want and August is coming. My horny dance is gonna start very soon.

So hide your girlfriends and your daughters if you want, but my spies are out hunting from south to north.