Looking for a Swazi virgin

I told my wives to suka la and sent them all on a trip.

You see, that way I can be free to prowl. Oh I love looking at young Swazi things -they turn me on and that means my country is strong.

Many people do not understand polygamy.

My having sex is what keeps our nation virile and healthy. My sex makes the rains, and my sex makes the sun shine. All this nonsense about one wife is just that, nonsense!

We are one of the top nations in the world of 220 nations - how do you think we got to that position?

It's me - I am the King of all Kings and you commoners must just be quiet as I send the wives away and stalk the next virgin girl.

I control everything and just to prove it I told my boys to make sure that Swazi paparazzi better not make a fuss out of this trip like the mess they created on me last year.That was a very big mess, but I told my hit man Barnabas to handle it. I think it's working.

I know you will all miss me but it is girl time and I am hungry.

I am the Swazi lion

THE INGWENYAMA


I am
the Swazi
Lion

They call
me
Ingwenyama

Watch me roar
in the
bedroom

See me kill
a mutied
lion

For I am
the brave
warrior

And you
are only
the mice


Who will bell the cat?